OK I suppose I have to add my two bits to the whole ‘viral’ London UFO thingy.
So what people have been watching are 3 videos of some dots and a big oval flying above the capital city of merry England. I really do not want to rehash the debunking of this material myself except to perhaps just try to summarize the best skeptical points:

• Its as convincing as the Jerusalem UFO… (Ok I haven’t talked about that one so maybe I will just link you to the commentary)
• Dots and ovals have no detail and are so easy to fake. As such you would expect the camera shake to be synchronized to the UFOs themselves but they don’t.Bad job.The UFO “jiggles” differently than the clouds next to it. A poor effort in matching camera shake to the distant background elements I’m afraid, which is why I think that at least one out of these three is the real deal. The fakes are so blimmen obvious!. http://youtu.be/-T6L-QSjFjY
• At the beginning, the cameraman is nonchalant about the alleged sighting, seeming to care more about peoples’ reactions. As Benjamin Radford, deputy editor of Skeptical Enquirer said recently:”The cameraman is apparently randomly videotaping a mundane sidewalk, and then moves quickly to a street corner, where he takes careful note of the reactions from passer-by…
  “This is highly suspicious behavior for someone who truly believes that there are alien spacecraft in the skies above that could reappear at any moment.”

I have my favorite though, and this one would be my contender for the ‘real’ footage in the mix, if indeed any of this represents ‘reality’!

You know the score; the real will be mixed with the obviously fake in order to discredit it. Who would want to discredit a real UFO video? Don’t you know that there is a UFO coverup? The ‘government’ STILL does not want you to know the truth! Why? What an excellent question!

Stan Fulham, a retired NORAD officer has been alerting anyone who would care to listen in the fringe nerdy topic of UFOs, that October 13th and 14th would be very important dates in Ufology. Apparently he was saying that there would be a mass UFO sighting over the planet’s principle cities.

Here’s what happened (as if you didn’t notice!):

• Mass sighting over New York
• Alleged disappearance of a village in the Qinlin mountains in China
• Mass sighting over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco
• Mass sightings in Malaysia
• Mass sightings in Ohio
• Mass sightings in Texas
• Sightings in Seattle
• Sightings in Orlando
• Sightings in Puerto Rico

Of course the news was all over the New York one. Here’s a vid.

So what’s next? Well apparently this has all got to do with a softly softly disclosure approach, culminating in a very public landing in the next few months.

From what I can tell, the recent global display is not a well orchestrated balloon party, but is more likely part of of something called “Project Blue Beam”, which has been connected with a very human technologically induced alien invasion scenario (!), designed to justify a strong political stance on the weaponization of space. The ruse is that the space brothers are oh so concerned about rising C02 levels. Ha! Plants love CO2. Not to go off on a tangent too much here, but water vapor is a more potent greenhouse gas than C02. I am not impressed. Why space needs to be weaponized? To keep the aliens out. Ironic really! Don’t you just love the New World Order. (Until you can actually touch a physical space craft, it might as well be a ‘hologram’))

Speaking of order, how would you like to order your own D.I.Y. air holographic projection plans from me? Drop me a line and I’ll see about  setting you up with your own fake UFO invasion kit!

Tuesday. Wal-Mart shoppers are spooked by the “cigar ship”.  This causes quite a stir actually, but we’re not trying to analyze earth human shopping habits, rather the reaction to an uncloaked reveal of our presence. Interesting reaction. Take this 911 call for example: http://www.enctoday.com/news/falling-64861-kfpress-mart-incident.html Ahem.
Yeah right!…

You know what any self respecting human can do? They can try their best to check  into alleged sightings as this! Seriously. Little green men staggers out of  their spaceship that has just crashed into a gas station outside Wal-Mart. Come on. I suppose it needed some fuel… Yes, I know, it is parody; or something like it.  But you know what? Some people will believe that article. Kind of sad really; how gullible some of us can  be. We are so desperate for a certain thing to be true that we chuck out all skepticism. Our minds are so open that our brains fall out.

Here is a better resource. I’m adding it to the list of useful sites on this subject matter.  http://www.latest-ufo-sightings.net/

Tomorrow, we ask some serious questions to Professor Gray. By the way, enter your questions on the discussion topic on our Facebook page. Cheers!

The famous “flying triangle” UFO

Cue the X Files music.

Fox Mulder wanted to believe from 1992 to 2004. The X Files featured aliens, monsters, mutants, shape shifters, aliens, men in black (or grey suits), aliens, did I say aliens? Ah yes, so Mr Mulder, in an effort to get closer to the truth about extraterrestrial aliens, runs into the groom lake facility and gets an eyeball of the above triangular UFO. His subsequent memory erasure procedure is irrelevant. What is important is that I have a nice first paragraph for today’s advent calendar topic, which is Triangular flying anomalies.

UFOs are not always disk shaped. They are also not always man made. Should I phrase that the other way round? They are not always extraterrestrial craft. Clearly, and no doubt the majority of readers will know this already, there are public domain declassified aircraft configurations that are pretty much triangular. The B2 Spirit Stealth Bomber is a triangular craft. So is the F117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter. Heck, the Nazis were experimenting with flying wedges so seeing a photo of a flying triangle is not such a big deal; unless it is a giant pyramid flying over the Kremlin!

Now, does anyone speak Russian here? I get LOADS of Russian spam comments so I am talking to you spammers out there who read my blog! What are they saying in this video? Are they saying “Gosh, what the bleep is that huge pyramid thing doing up there?”; or are they saying ” Ah the Russian sky is so dark tonight. Ooh look, I can see the reflections of the streetlights on the car window! Looks a bit like spaceships flying past! Hey why don’t we superimpose a giant pyramid behind the window on this video and make people think there is a fricken Egyptian pyramid floating over the fricken Kremlin! Yeah what a really great way to not waste our time! The English speaking audience will never know! How funny and edifying this will be, Boris.”

I guess this fits into a new classification of flying triangle. (Man made or otherwise) ancient Monolithic Flying Objects. That’s MFO for short. Anyone got a video of Stone Henge over the Hague? That would be even more wierd.

What’s all this stuff about Balloon Boy?

You know, the UFO-shaped hot air balloon that has been in prime time news? Well, by now the truth has been revealed! It was all a big publicity stunt for a new TV show. Only in America… you will probably be able to get balloon boy T shirts soon and I know that you can play a balloon boy video game now. Ratings for the show are going to be good and the merchandising income may offset the legal fees and fines that the perpetrators face for encouraging delinquency in a minor and provoking thousands of dollars in public service interaction. For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, here is a link on the whole silly thing.

I was wondering what to say about this because it occurs to me that this situation has activated my conspiracy Spidey sense. The reaction of the media, the law, the public; it’s all over the top! What is the big deal? Clearly the media has made much more of this than it deserves as a story and that is why I feel a little suspicious about it. You see there is a real UFO story that is worthy of this level of attention, and more besides and it is just around the corner. This story will  give you goosebumps the size of quale eggs.

What better way to draw into sharp relief the concept of UFO and HOAX in the public mindset? There are powerful media controlling influences that do NOT want full disclosure, and in my oppinion, the rediculous publicity that this baloon boy scenario is getting is their attempt to manipulate the masses into assosiating the impending disclosure with the concept of a hoax and unreality, and the harsh legal tratement is their way of instilling as much fear into the scenario as possible. What these powers do not realise is that what they have done is whipped people up into a frenzy of excitement over the concept of UFOs. In the game of Bilderburger chess, this was a bad move. I’m just waiting for checkmate now.

I better debunk something because its the weekend! I’ve got it, how about that new video that just emerged, you know, the one about the jets and the helicopter and the frantic guys on that boat who filmed something splashing into the water..?

Well, the video features what is said to be a Spanish fishing boat with a finger pointed at a couple of jets in the sky, which the camera follows. The camera quickly moves to show another finger pointing towards the trajectory of a couple more jets which fly over the position of a UFO which you briefly see hovering  and then quickly submerging. Splash! A helicopter appears above the boat and tells the fishermen to return to port immediately. In Portuguese.

• I wasn’t impressed with the UFO. It was blurry. Typical.
• I wasn’t impressed with the fact that this incredible hovering object was less important than the frantic face of one of the fishermen. You’ll see what I mean.
• I was left with the impression that the UFO was a CGI afterthought actually, and that the video features a run in with international borders enforcement or some other such scenario that screams that these guys have just been bust! This is due to the fact that there seems to be more concern with everything else going on than the alleged UFO! The video makes perfect sense without that feature!
• I also doubt that a ‘real’ UFO would make such a splash, for the simple reason that airborne sightings of these things have no sonic boom associated with their exceptional speed. As such, I would surmise that interaction with air is non conventional. One could imagine then that the water could be made to bend around the object just like the air and consequently have no splash associated with it. Ironically, this would make the video even more unrealistic! You know what they say, fact can be stranger than fiction…

Look for yourself.

Here’s a translation of the audio:

Statement with video: The terror of a Galician fisherman with a ‘foreign object’

The guy said: ¿Que es eso , qué es eso?(What is that!) ; They are talking in Galician, a language similar to Portuguese.
Pero que coño, que caralho pasa aquí?Pero que caralho está pasando aquí?;
Translation:What the h*ll is going on? What the f**k?! Holy s**t, stop recording!!

Wait, what was that? Stop the recording??? Are you kidding me? NOT the words of a man who just saw a UFO? Maybe the words of a man trying to HIDE something… No idea what that could be. Smuggling something perhaps. Naaa, UFOs are more entertaining than smugglers.

The helicopter said:
“Leave the area; leave the area immediately and head for port; receive instructions there. Leave the area and head for port.”

Thanks to http://naturalplane.blogspot.com/2009/09/statement-with-video-translation-guy.html for the translation and the Youtube video.

Have a happy remainder of the weekend! And remember, the next time you fim a UFO,  make sure you point at the UFO more than the reactions of those around you!