The famous “flying triangle” UFO

Cue the X Files music.

Fox Mulder wanted to believe from 1992 to 2004. The X Files featured aliens, monsters, mutants, shape shifters, aliens, men in black (or grey suits), aliens, did I say aliens? Ah yes, so Mr Mulder, in an effort to get closer to the truth about extraterrestrial aliens, runs into the groom lake facility and gets an eyeball of the above triangular UFO. His subsequent memory erasure procedure is irrelevant. What is important is that I have a nice first paragraph for today’s advent calendar topic, which is Triangular flying anomalies.

UFOs are not always disk shaped. They are also not always man made. Should I phrase that the other way round? They are not always extraterrestrial craft. Clearly, and no doubt the majority of readers will know this already, there are public domain declassified aircraft configurations that are pretty much triangular. The B2 Spirit Stealth Bomber is a triangular craft. So is the F117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter. Heck, the Nazis were experimenting with flying wedges so seeing a photo of a flying triangle is not such a big deal; unless it is a giant pyramid flying over the Kremlin!

Now, does anyone speak Russian here? I get LOADS of Russian spam comments so I am talking to you spammers out there who read my blog! What are they saying in this video? Are they saying “Gosh, what the bleep is that huge pyramid thing doing up there?”; or are they saying ” Ah the Russian sky is so dark tonight. Ooh look, I can see the reflections of the streetlights on the car window! Looks a bit like spaceships flying past! Hey why don’t we superimpose a giant pyramid behind the window on this video and make people think there is a fricken Egyptian pyramid floating over the fricken Kremlin! Yeah what a really great way to not waste our time! The English speaking audience will never know! How funny and edifying this will be, Boris.”

I guess this fits into a new classification of flying triangle. (Man made or otherwise) ancient Monolithic Flying Objects. That’s MFO for short. Anyone got a video of Stone Henge over the Hague? That would be even more wierd.