Someone smarter than you once concluded at the end of their esteemed human career as a famous Terra physicist that the past, present, and future all exist simultaneously. Not only did this concept bring him a since of immortality, as every moment is indelibly etched forever into the framework of infinity, but it guided his thought processes throughout his professional career.

By human standards, Albert Einstein was and continues to be in a real sense, a genius. His theoretical work has provided you with the fundamental underpinnings of every meaningful endeavor into the workings of the universe and to this day, the treatise into relativity and special relativity eclipses other human efforts of contemporary famous names such as Stephen Hawking.

Stephen hawking is most famous for his 1988 book, A brief History Of Time, however his career has thus far granted him more than a little professional accolade. In his book, which to the vulgar, will be his enduring legacy, he has done a fair job of explaining the sad limitations of human understanding of the universe, from ‘black holes’ to the ‘big bang’ and nobly takes credit for some charming yet laughably internally contradictory theory like the Black Hole Information Paradox.

I’ll just attempt to clear something up right now for you; the earth-centric concept of the big bang is a bit of a joke in the universe that I belong to. No matter how far back in time one may care to go (yes it is possible to go back in time; I know, I’m doing it) , the universe ‘looks’ the same age. Your thinking on the subject all seems to boil down to the limited notion that the speed of light is the top speed of the universe. I know that Einstein’s work gravitated around something like this concept, but in truth, what was being used for the purpose of his plurality of thought experiments was the accurate notion that what you call matter and energy is subject to a top speed due to the constraints of space-time resolution, and that this effect had an influence  on current notions of time and space.

Space is infinitely large, time has no logical beginning, and any area of space can be divided into an infinity of theoretical subdivisions, but for the purposes of materiality and form as you understand it, there must be indivisibles or no movement or form could exist. Matter and energy as you understand them are only able to exist within what is best described as a matrix of what could generally be described to you as ‘pixels’. The maximum resolution that can be achieved by any specific frequency range of matter (yes what you call matter is just a tiny bandwidth of material frequencies) is governed by these atomic units, which have been given the moniker of ‘plank length’. The same axiomatic applies to time, where the resolution of that degree of freedom is limited by this minimum frequency.

I can tell I have gone over too many heads. I recommend Ginko Biloba for that. Not only is it a superlative antioxidant herbal compound, especially in tincture form, but it improves circulation to the peripheries, like the fingers and more importantly in your specific case, the brain. I could list off more suggestions but seriously, too many of you are past salvation in that respect.

Professor Gray

It has been an amusing transition. From the inception of  moving picture technology in the 1880s,  you Humans have slowly improved the technology of the motion picture. Now the people’s of earth have arrived in a place where they are able to expose themselves to photo-realistic simulations of what they deem to be accurate representations of the real world in such a manner as to fool the senses with less reliance on conscious suspension of disbelief.

There really is no end in sight to this entertainment industry driven process. Where once you were delighted by film maker Georges Méliès  Le Voyage dans la Lune, there is the ever pressing need to raise the bar of realism ever further until your human senses become saturated by visual stereoscopic ‘marvels’ like director James Cameron’s Avatar.

Q: What sort of technological innovation might the human race experience in the future regarding audio visual entertainment and how would it work?

A: Well, you have to realize that much of the technological innovation that has made it into the public domain has had its creative inception many years or even decades before within the military industrial complex. As an example, the 3D computer simulations so taken for granted now in gaming platforms, had their principle genesis in military training computer systems. Battle scenario simulators now have an analogue in  mainstream consumer culture through numerous 3D fantasies on platforms like the Xbox 360.

Another driving force of technical innovation continues to be science fiction. This will in fact be the inspiration for many important innovations in your near future, not the least of which is true holographic air projection. So you have recently realized that cold jets of air are slightly opaque.

Just wait until you realize that manipulation of sound waves gets rid of that dumb shimmering. It’s amusing that you people think this stuff is so great. I suppose its because you have only seen it in the movies.  Suffice to say that standard sonic intereformetric optical projectors have been in the galactic community in some form or another since before your  species crawled out of the primordial ooze. That video was so cute!  Here’s a hint for the collective brain cell between you:  Directional sound waves can constructively interfere, thereby creating ‘standing waves’ of high pressure…

I trust my trist with you humans has been sufficiently comprehensible.  Put down your clubs though, because next time we’ll be deconstructing time travel. That should be fun.

Professor Gray