UFO Disclosure

Human beings taste yummy. Ask a reptilian. or a Grey. Or maybe even one of those sanctimonious Nordics with their six pack abs, blond hair and blue eyes…  Oh, they don’t want giblets. It’s our  ‘energy’ that they want! Heard that before?

There are some people who believe that invisible energy vampires exist around us all the time, never letting us become truly happy, because they want to suck that happiness out of us before it hits our consciousness. Apparently human beings are intoxicating. Our emotional output is an addictive drug to a host of ghostly beings who don’t have the ability to hold it together without stealing our positivity. Oh and if you ever find yourself actually sitting back and heaving a beautiful sigh of relief about something, you can be sure that one of those stealthy happiness leeches will notice and correct that situation pronto. Yum yum.

Here’s a scenario: You start taking the advice of those self help mp3s you downloaded and you discipline yourself to follow the manifestation code for something you really want:

SPEC:  Select what you want, Project it, Expect it and Collect it. Great! So you busy yourself with the process:

1) I SELECT $XXXX

2) PROJECT: What does it feel like to HAVE what you selected? Feel it. FEEEEEL it. Ahhh. How exciting!

3) EXPECT: Well I have set, now I must forget or I am pulling the elastic band without letting go. Think of something else… think of something else…. What was I doing again?

4) COLLECT: Woohoooo! I almost forgot about that! It worked!

The bank calls you up and tells you that they have been successful in arranging to release money into your bank account by to tapping  into your housing tax account, adding repayments of that money to your mortgage. Now you can get an interest free loan that you can pay off in the18 installments you have left before your mortgage is up for renewal! Cool! That should fix a whole bunch of expensive credit. This manifestation stuff is great! What a great day!

An hour later, after basking in your new found connection to the universal creative life force, you get a call back from the bank.

“Oh I am so embarrassed sir! I am so sorry, but that tax account loan approval thing; well it was actually just a letter I got explaining from my superiors the process of approving such a loan. I misunderstood it completely and conveyed the wrong message to you completely. I am so sorry for getting your hopes up. I feel so bad! (Bless him) I am so sorry for the inconvenience in getting your hopes up. Good luck. I’ll see what I can do…”

Sigh. Happiness just got sucked out of at least two people in this scenario like some kind of invisible aura energy vacuum cleaner thingy. My Thoughts go to stories of UFOs hanging around battle fields because they are absorbing the negative energy like inter stellar junkies. They set you up for as big a fall as they think you can take and harvest you like the parasitical wastes of space that they are. Slurp slurp.

Do I sound a little bit bitter?

The truth is, it is all too easy to blame everything and anything other than yourself for the ills that you face. Sometimes we fail to realize that what we think of as big negative issues are really opportunities for something else that we just didn’t expect. We find ourselves getting mad at the edge of the doorway because we banged our shoulder into it by accident. “The devil pushed me!” These invisible bogey men have always been part of our collective psyche, from the Christian devil to the cloaked spaceship occupants of happiness hungry space beings.  We invent a plethora of evil scapegoats to shirk responsibility to ourselves for our scenarios. This attitude disempowers us profoundly, because when we should be picking ourselves up, dusting ourselves down and learning from our mistakes, we get discouraged and stop just short of the vein of gold in that seemingly barren mine…

As soon as you realize that a massive and most significant component of the invisible  ‘enemy’ is actually within, and that there is no invisible soul sucking hoard of devilish flying saucers ‘out there’ to get you, then you liberate yourself. Even if there are sad beings of darkness in the wake of your glory trail, their darkness will quickly vanish away in your light. A  key is to ignore it and stop blaming externalities.

I highly recommend an old, yet tried and tested book on getting what you want out of life. Many of you will already know about it.  It is called Think and grow Rich, by Napoleon Hill. This is seriously, essential reading for any self respecting human wishing to liberate themselves from the clutches of invisible bogey men / aliens / the devil / mother in law (kidding) with a penchant for human happy juices. You will learn how to be successful in anything you want!