So say The Mutual UFO Network in their guidance on what you should do should you see a being from a UFO. Assume they are hostile. Charming. I know, its a precaution, but for some elusive reason I cant quite put my finger on, I just don’t get the feeling that this organization is anything more than a kind of money grab joke to the NWO affiliated directors.

Ok, I’ll be fair here. I quote again:

• “Founded in 1969, the Mutual UFO Network, Inc. (MUFON) is a nonprofit corporation dedicated, through its volunteers, to resolving the scientific enigma known collectively as unidentified flying objects (UFOs).”

So this non profit Incorporation is dedicated via  volunteers that have to pay a subscription fee for the privilege! Okaaaay. I guess the directorate are not necessarily dedicated? Maybe this is a case of “The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence” in which case,  one might say in MUFON’s directorial defense, just because it didn’t say the directors are dedicated does not mean they are not! I better move on…!

• “The International UFO Symposium Proceedings offers a yearly in-depth analysis of the UFO subject by world-renowned researchers. Each is available to MUFON members and the public.”

Lets see. http://www.mufon.com/symposia.htm tells us public members all about it! “‘MUFON’s 40th Anniversary Symposium was a resounding success!  Check back in a few months for details about the 2010, 41st Annual MUFON Symposium.”

Wow. thanks for the info MUFON.

• ” Our headquarters is located in Denver, Colorado.”

Ah yes, the mile high city with the most <bleep>d up airport decor in the world. As you may know, Denver have recently had a bill put together to welcome ET. UFO activist Jeff Peckman has apparently managed to put together a list of  4,000 valid signatures to have Denver voters consider his plan for an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission! “The new city panel would promote harmonious, peaceful, mutually respectful and beneficial coexistence between earthlings and extraterrestrials, in part by developing protocols for diplomatic contact.”

I find this attitude diametrically opposite that of MUFON. Call me a superstitious conspiracy nut if you want, but Mr Peckman may find his MUFON $45 annual membership revoked with such a friendly attitude.

Have a chocolate. It’s an advent calendar thing.