7th Oct 2009, West Moscow, Tornado report. 21st Oct 2009 Romanian ‘freak’ cloud

Of course this was no tornado. You have seen the film, you have heard the commentary, but have you any idea what this thing is? Meteorologists exclaim that it is a freak cloud pattern.

If a real, live ET landed in one of these meteorologists’ back yard in full view, they would  call the police and say some nutcase with a fancy hot air balloon was trespassing on their property!

This phenomenon is starting to appear regularly though. Here’s the one one from Romania from last week.

(There are some pretty funny theories on the internet about this, but I think the best one I read is that this is some kind of soul-sucking alien abduction vortex thingy! Give me a break.)

Circular clouds have appeared in the skies for a long time and fall under various categories of rationally explainable phenomenon like ‘lenticular’ clouds or even upper atmosphere explosions! Take for example this cloud formation from way back in 1963, which was called an upper atmosphere ‘cloud ring of mystery’ by Life Magazine at the time. Some people have called this an exploded Thor missile. Others  base an entire religion around it, calling it a sign.

The phenomenon has been appearing all over the globe and at various times, but it has always been associated in some way with what could be considered extraterrestrial activity. Take for example this 1963 image which is associated with a man who claimed to have been given an astonishing gift of accurate clairvoyance, prophetic vision and healing by what he called an ‘angel’. Having come from a christian background, Reverend William Branham (1909 – 1965) took the christian world by storm with his amazing ability to tell thousands of random audience members in his world wide healing campaigns and preaching engagements, specific details about their lives. Things such as name, address, what they were praying about specifically moments ago and what sickness they have were so common and successful that Branham became the datum against which all other faith healers would be measured.

Reports of limbs growing back , cancers dropping off  faces, cures of all kinds and astonishing manifestations of ‘God’s power’ were common place with this man’s public ministry, which more or less spearheaded the ‘faith healing’ movement in christian circles. It ended in ’65 when Branham died in a car accident, however people still follow his teachings today, which are considered fringe, eccentric and cult-like by secular Christians.

I believe it was the deceased science fiction author Arthur C Clark who said that a sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic; a brilliant observation and one which should be considered when we hear of extraordinary things like ‘miracles’ so called, be they human tricks or ‘angelic’ ones! Speaking of which, here is another example of a similar looking phenomenon to the ‘exploded Thor rocket’ / ‘Angel Cloud’ formation from 1963. This one is from 2007!

What do I think? These regular and recent ‘vortexes’ or whatever you want to call them, can be classified under the same heading as the Chinese public Purple mountain mass UFO sighting; an experiment to gauge public reaction to imminent disclosure. Fascinating stuff.  Who’s major city will they pick next I wonder!!

Ooh Ooh Pick me, pick me, Vancouver!!

What’s all this stuff about Balloon Boy?

You know, the UFO-shaped hot air balloon that has been in prime time news? Well, by now the truth has been revealed! It was all a big publicity stunt for a new TV show. Only in America… you will probably be able to get balloon boy T shirts soon and I know that you can play a balloon boy video game now. Ratings for the show are going to be good and the merchandising income may offset the legal fees and fines that the perpetrators face for encouraging delinquency in a minor and provoking thousands of dollars in public service interaction. For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, here is a link on the whole silly thing.

I was wondering what to say about this because it occurs to me that this situation has activated my conspiracy Spidey sense. The reaction of the media, the law, the public; it’s all over the top! What is the big deal? Clearly the media has made much more of this than it deserves as a story and that is why I feel a little suspicious about it. You see there is a real UFO story that is worthy of this level of attention, and more besides and it is just around the corner. This story will  give you goosebumps the size of quale eggs.

What better way to draw into sharp relief the concept of UFO and HOAX in the public mindset? There are powerful media controlling influences that do NOT want full disclosure, and in my oppinion, the rediculous publicity that this baloon boy scenario is getting is their attempt to manipulate the masses into assosiating the impending disclosure with the concept of a hoax and unreality, and the harsh legal tratement is their way of instilling as much fear into the scenario as possible. What these powers do not realise is that what they have done is whipped people up into a frenzy of excitement over the concept of UFOs. In the game of Bilderburger chess, this was a bad move. I’m just waiting for checkmate now.

Sergeant Smith worked as a radar controller from 1967 to 1973, reporting to NORAD on any radar UFO readings that may pose a threat to military airspace operations.

In his testimony, he recounts his first encounter with a UFO in which the people he was stationed with were observing a UFO on radar that was behaving in an unusual sequential manner. The UFO would hover at about 80000 feet for 10 minutes, then descended slowly until it dropped off the radar for another 10 minutes, then instantly reappear at 80000 feet again! The next sweep of the radar would show that it was stationary at 200 miles away. It would stay in that location  for 10 minutes and repeat what it has just done 2 more times.

He was later told that when you see a UFO, you notify NORAD, you don’t write anything down, but rather just keep it to yourself because it is on a “need to know” basis only. A typical response that you hear from multiple witnesses in this subject.

Later that year, NORAD called him to let him know that there was a UFO coming up the California coastline, but that he should do nothing as they were just giving him the “heads up”.

Then in late 1972 while stationed in Michigan, he received panicky calls from police officers who were attempting to follow 3 UFOs. On checking the radar, he confirmed this, called NORAD who said that they were worried now because they had some B52s that were going to be landing near the stated location, so NORAD diverted the bombers. For this event, he received many calls from witnesses, to which he deceptively responded that there was nothing on radar at all. This would be his standard response until this press conference!

Like all these witnesses, he ends saying that he will testify under oath to a congressional hearing that what he has said is the truth.

Now this is a little more interesting, because we learn that whatever is causing this phenomenon is real enough to irritate public military authorities. We also learn that these things are TREMENDOUSLY fast. No wonder the military have a funny attitude about whether or not people get to know about them. The thing about the military, at least in the States, is that the attitude they have about being biggest and best at everything gets put in its place. Egos are definitely bruised. I don’t think this has anything to do with the public panicking. Knowing that  a bobbing spaceship is doing repetitive maneuvers is not as scary as making your next mortgage payment… As such, we start to see picture of military paranoia being painted here.

There are allot more testimonies to go from this conference, and there have been many, many more since then, so watch out while we take a merry journey down the rabbit hole! See you next post.

Lt. Col Charles L Brown is a retired military officer who worked for the predecessor of the famous project Blue Book; Project Grudge. In his testimony at the 2001 National Press Club conference hosted by Dr Steven Greer, he tells us that he flew bombers in Europe during the second World War before his posting at Wright Patterson Air Force Base. While at the base, he was assigned to analyze global UFO reports for 2 years.

He was sent UFO reports, which he  analyzed so that he could offer official advice to air technical intelligence. In looking at these reports he says he became “convinced that there was substance to what was being reported”. Furthermore, these reports came from reputable military and civilian sources, like pilots, police officers and other credible people. The reports represented ground visuals, ground radar, and airborne radar confirmation of some of the sightings, all of which came from global sources.

Of course, Brown says that he is prepared to testify before congress that what he says is true.

As in the case of Mr Callahan, I we have to be honest and admit that this is not indication of extraterrestrial craft on the face of it, but could rather be advanced military technology. It is, however valuable testimony, because it lends credence to the concept of Ufology, which suffers from a certain stigma of being less than reputable.

Also bear in mind that Brown’s testimony here is a brief overview of what he did. He has not gone into any detail of any actual cases, which may provide someone with the ability to create a more informed personal opinion  about WHAT these UFOs are. In the context of the subsequent disclosures, I think you’ll agree that this very question is answered fairly well!

One fact remains though, these are still the opinions of witnesses. As such, we can never know for sure what it is that they think they saw. For that reason, we must do what some judicial systems do and strive for an assesment based on the balance of probabilities. A weight of consistent testimony is therefor needed to reduce the odds of falacy and deception. Hopefully this aproach will bring a weight of probability to the table that matches the same level of certainty we have that the world is not actually a giant simulation and that we are not brains in a jar… hang on… How certain ios that? You get the idea though!

There was a Fantastic tales episode in the 60s or so (before my time I’m afraid!) depicting a man in a space suit exiting his craft on the surface of a lovely green, watery planet. He was being welcomed by a bunch of odd looking semi-humanoids, dangling their podlings from their knees and pointing to the funny alien.

“Welcome to Venus, earth man”, they said. Well of late, and I know you people will have seen this by now, the Japanese premier’s wife Miyuki Hatoyama has been welcomed by the Venusians too! No way!

Apparently she wrote a book last year depicting her astral journey to Venus on a flying saucer. Maybe she subscribes to the theory that Venus is not actually a scolding 900 °F with a surface pressure 90 times greater than earth...

You see, how could the parachute on the Russian Vanera 7 probe have survived the descent using primitive 70s technology? It would have burned up as it fell to the surface! (Sarcastic grin)

Well chaps, you see it was a journey in her astral body. In your astral body, you can do whatever you want, go wherever you want and make up whatever fantastic journey you want! Bless her.