Lets make some Lumpy, pointy Star Wars-like UFOs with flashy zippy hovery shots from different angles and perspectives. We need the videos to be photo-realistic and unattached to any specific agenda except China’s because they are a hotspot for UFOs. We could appeal to the “ET chooses China” thing. No fanfares or hype though. Because we want to set the footage up as a Chinese set of sightings, we could put the videos up on Youku.com.

Make sure you read up a bit on what these things are meant to look like and spice it up a bit. No saucers on top of each other with a dome on top. That may be the historically reported design as disclosed by military whistle blowers, but we want these things to look somewhat familiar to the typical sci fi watcher, so no smooth curves. Too 60s. Give them some rivets and functional looking bits like in that TV show V.

Chinese UFOs again! These vids are pretty popular already, as you can tell from the news report here, and the skeptic in me dismisses them because these days, its actually easy to commission realistic visual effects if there is a viable business model around them.

Because videos become monetized once a threshold of viewers is reached, at least on Youtube, a hoax is no longer an ego stroking exercise. It is no longer merely a lonely group or individual desiring to make an impact on the world in the shadows while they have a secret laugh. Now, publicity translates to income directly, and that makes the whole legitimate study of UFOs all the more difficult these days.

What would the motivation of genuine ETs be for allowing their craft to go showing off in China in this specific manner? If ET wants to show off to the world, ET does so in front of mainstream news cameras all over the place. Live. Not in a few obscure, anonymous Chinese private films.

What I’d like to see are witnesses. Oh, right, they have been silenced already. How convenient. Having said that, I want to believe! Really, I do. I just think that ET would be smarter than to expose themselves in what are quite frankly, lumpy, clunky pieces of crap tin cans with bits and bulges. The only cool stuff is the dimensional phasing, which if real in this case was underwhelming in its utilization. What was that, about 10 metres?

Would the real ET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stand up for pity’s sake and deliver us from these fantasies so we can actually not waste our excitement on some short lived oriental 3D studio’s ego trip?

Satelites are cool. Mach 14 secret spacecraft are cooler! Real aliens spaceships are an order of magnitude cooler yet, but there’s no way of knowing what these things actually are without getting their attention somehow…!

I wonder what would happen if you buzzed them with a hand held laser pen. They might stop instantly and freak you right out!

Watch the dramatic G forces at 10:50 for a small example. Down at the Groom Lake facility, you can still see some impossible maneuvers going on over the mountains. There’s some crazy vehicle technology up there that you can verify exists for yourself! :-O

Have a hunt for night vision goggles or laser pointers here! Happy UFO spotting!

OK I suppose I have to add my two bits to the whole ‘viral’ London UFO thingy.
So what people have been watching are 3 videos of some dots and a big oval flying above the capital city of merry England. I really do not want to rehash the debunking of this material myself except to perhaps just try to summarize the best skeptical points:

• Its as convincing as the Jerusalem UFO… (Ok I haven’t talked about that one so maybe I will just link you to the commentary)
• Dots and ovals have no detail and are so easy to fake. As such you would expect the camera shake to be synchronized to the UFOs themselves but they don’t.Bad job.The UFO “jiggles” differently than the clouds next to it. A poor effort in matching camera shake to the distant background elements I’m afraid, which is why I think that at least one out of these three is the real deal. The fakes are so blimmen obvious!. http://youtu.be/-T6L-QSjFjY
• At the beginning, the cameraman is nonchalant about the alleged sighting, seeming to care more about peoples’ reactions. As Benjamin Radford, deputy editor of Skeptical Enquirer said recently:”The cameraman is apparently randomly videotaping a mundane sidewalk, and then moves quickly to a street corner, where he takes careful note of the reactions from passer-by…
  “This is highly suspicious behavior for someone who truly believes that there are alien spacecraft in the skies above that could reappear at any moment.”

I have my favorite though, and this one would be my contender for the ‘real’ footage in the mix, if indeed any of this represents ‘reality’!

You know the score; the real will be mixed with the obviously fake in order to discredit it. Who would want to discredit a real UFO video? Don’t you know that there is a UFO coverup? The ‘government’ STILL does not want you to know the truth! Why? What an excellent question!

Actually, just Daniel Craig adopting an amusing southern American lilt and Harisson Ford, trying to hold on to his action hero persona with as much dignity as another scary alien movie allows.

The premise? Not sure yet, but its probably something along the lines of Daniel Craig, the outlaw gets abducted by aliens so they can play games with primitive man. What they didn’t count on was his resistance to their programming. Ford, who is the sheriff or something, needs his help to defeat bad ET.  He does, gets the girl and go riding / flying off into the sunset. Ford does his characteristic lop sided grin.

Cue the western music.

Sigh. (That was a whatever will they think of next sort of sigh)

Stan Fulham, a retired NORAD officer has been alerting anyone who would care to listen in the fringe nerdy topic of UFOs, that October 13th and 14th would be very important dates in Ufology. Apparently he was saying that there would be a mass UFO sighting over the planet’s principle cities.

Here’s what happened (as if you didn’t notice!):

• Mass sighting over New York
• Alleged disappearance of a village in the Qinlin mountains in China
• Mass sighting over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco
• Mass sightings in Malaysia
• Mass sightings in Ohio
• Mass sightings in Texas
• Sightings in Seattle
• Sightings in Orlando
• Sightings in Puerto Rico

Of course the news was all over the New York one. Here’s a vid.

So what’s next? Well apparently this has all got to do with a softly softly disclosure approach, culminating in a very public landing in the next few months.

From what I can tell, the recent global display is not a well orchestrated balloon party, but is more likely part of of something called “Project Blue Beam”, which has been connected with a very human technologically induced alien invasion scenario (!), designed to justify a strong political stance on the weaponization of space. The ruse is that the space brothers are oh so concerned about rising C02 levels. Ha! Plants love CO2. Not to go off on a tangent too much here, but water vapor is a more potent greenhouse gas than C02. I am not impressed. Why space needs to be weaponized? To keep the aliens out. Ironic really! Don’t you just love the New World Order. (Until you can actually touch a physical space craft, it might as well be a ‘hologram’))

Speaking of order, how would you like to order your own D.I.Y. air holographic projection plans from me? Drop me a line and I’ll see about  setting you up with your own fake UFO invasion kit!

The King of the gods had a special affinity towards lightning. The ignorant ancients believed that the forces of nature, including lightning for example, were caused and controlled by the action of a bunch of magical immortal people who lived above the clouds at the top of a sacred mountain. Sometimes these people would get into fights, as people are wont to do on occasion, and as such, the heavens would get all dark and foreboding. Zeus, who was the King of the gods, had a bunch of hand held electrical sparks that he would throw at the other gods and this was the reason for lightning. Thunder was another one of the gods getting all rambunctious with his respective hand held natural phenomena generator thing. Rumble flash.

No one actually believes in all this stuff nowadays do they? Apart from in the movies (like the Lightning Theaf), the reason for all the rumbling and flashing is not magical flying supermen with bad tempers; rather it is more to do with electrons being rubbed the wrong way! (so to speak)

Which brings us to ufology doesn’t it? Yes it does actually. Check out these UFOs hanging around thunder storms. First they show off for the space shuttle cameras and then start loitering around the electric discharges in the upper atmosphere.

This sort of behavior makes me wonder about the connection between the gods of the ancients and the basis of the stories about  anthropomorphisms like Zeus. As we all know, the gods of the ancient world were very likely silver spandex clad magical supermen from Tau Ceti or Epsilon Eridani 4, and the connection between lightning and these amazing beings is obvious. Of course, directed energy weapons are another explanation for the connection the ancients drew between humanoid powerful beings and lightning, but that just makes this blog post all the more complex doesn’t it? I could get into it, with references to the Bagavad Gita, Vimanas and how Zeus was just a survivor from the last pole shift… (A common name back then. A bit like Craig!)

Another day perhaps!

China. Communist China. Open-minded China. Why is ET so blazé about being filmed over this, the most humanly populated of countries? There are now over 1 Billion people living in this megalith of human countries.  Imagine that you were tasked with establishing first contact.  You may be interested in finding the single largest human people-organizing political structures on the designated planet. For Earth, this would be China. Yes, we are being represented to ET by this country. I find this thought just a little bit scary, but hey, it is a good starting point I suppose.

So what’s this latest sighting all about? Well, on July 7,  an oddly shaped bright light appeared over Xiaoshan Airport, forcing the airport to close down and delay 18 flights!

Tuesday. Wal-Mart shoppers are spooked by the “cigar ship”.  This causes quite a stir actually, but we’re not trying to analyze earth human shopping habits, rather the reaction to an uncloaked reveal of our presence. Interesting reaction. Take this 911 call for example: http://www.enctoday.com/news/falling-64861-kfpress-mart-incident.html Ahem.
Yeah right!…

You know what any self respecting human can do? They can try their best to check  into alleged sightings as this! Seriously. Little green men staggers out of  their spaceship that has just crashed into a gas station outside Wal-Mart. Come on. I suppose it needed some fuel… Yes, I know, it is parody; or something like it.  But you know what? Some people will believe that article. Kind of sad really; how gullible some of us can  be. We are so desperate for a certain thing to be true that we chuck out all skepticism. Our minds are so open that our brains fall out.

Here is a better resource. I’m adding it to the list of useful sites on this subject matter.  http://www.latest-ufo-sightings.net/

Tomorrow, we ask some serious questions to Professor Gray. By the way, enter your questions on the discussion topic on our Facebook page. Cheers!

No. That’s not a word. I made it up.*

It does however sum up what has been happening to the UFO phenomenon in judeo-christian circles. Take this man for example;  Father William Gill, an Anglican priest from Australia. Not only did he and his congregation wave at the occupants of a typical flying saucer, with gesticulatory reciprocation in response, but he managed to hold ‘Evensong’ with this thing just hovering silently outside!

Sure, this man and his congregation’s account is pre-Vatican exo-biology conference, but it comes to the surface today, in a time where adaptation and shifting of religious goal posts is the norm. All in preparation for first contact no doubt.

Disclose.tv Father William Gill about his encounter with UFO Video

It’s pretty topical stuff really. How will first contact be treated from a religious perspective? Would “Intelligent Aliens undermine God” asks a writer for scienceandreligiontoday.com. Expect to see more ‘spiritual’ perspectives. Should be most entertaining. I love watching people squirm as their out-dated world view shifts! Its great.

* De – the unraveling and ending of

* Stigma - a mark of infamy or disgrace (the attitude people have toward this phenomenon) (Also a christian word for  the Judeo-christian concept of the original sin, I think)

* Tization – Its an english thing used to end certain types of words:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/-ize
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/-ation

There are strange goings on over the English skies in the wake of the MOD canceling their UFO reporting branch. If you believe that the futility of telling the MOD what they already know about was the reason for this, then you will probably roll your eyes at this one. Little black things darting around a bright star like object with explosions.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds my friends. Lucy in the sky.

Apparently something similar occurred over Shropshire on the 15th March. This reminds me of the claims made by that eccentric American who views the sky at night with IR goggles. We may be witnessing the battle for planet earth. Over England. Dr Who will save us with his TARDIS!

Chin chin. Stiff upper lip what.