Richard Branson, self made billionaire owner of Virgin and the co-founders of Google, Larry page and  Sergey Brin, have planned to help settle Mars.

You can ‘win’ your -place on this coveted opportunity of a lifetime by creating a 30 minute video explaining why you deserve to be a colonist! It will be reviewed by the Google co-founders, making up 1/2 of the project Virgle’s directorial gang. Sorry, I’ll take my chances on planet earth thanks. I suck at Youtube. (Although I am getting better at making vids. Watch this space)  besides, the gravity on Mars is much weaker than that of earth, so my descendants will be a bunch of skinny weaklings with big heads. Anyway,  have you seen the place lately? Its not as if it is the ‘new world’ or anything. I’ll get to that ‘new world’ thing in a moment.

When Hickory McPioneer and Martha Sue settled the Americas back in the day, they were greeted with beautiful vistas of virgin land ready for the raping. Mars is and will be a cold, windswept terraforming work-in-progress. No, the state of planet earth’s biosphere may be pretty bad due to human contamination, but it is nothing to what awaits our intrepid future Marsian human settlers! Heck, if we turned earth into what Mars is now, we’d be planning to leave for cleaner shores! Funny. Which brings me to the reason why people want to go there… or rather send us there…

Alternative 3 anybody? What’s that? First, watch a video of an alleged secret landing on Mars back in 1962 relating to Russian and American secret collaboration on Alternative 3 preparations…

Don’t you just love those old American accents!

Here’s what Wikipedia says about Alternative 3 and the disappearance of scientists…

Basically, alternative 3 is a plan to populate Mars via a way station on the Moon. Compair what Virgin and Google (public face of the real alternative 3)  are doing now with reports of  bases on mars and the moon… I don’t think this is just a coincidence do you?

Something that has turned up repeatedly in my meanderings through this subject is the purported underground cities on our nearest planetary neighbor Mars. I think its the nearest. Or is it Venus? Someone correct me on that!

For anyone who has never read anything about that, its basically one of the many artifacts that turn up on the celestial bodies within our solar system. Richard Hoagland’s Enterprise Mission can bring you up to speed on this. Turns out that there are more geometric and artificial anomalies out there than you may think. And the vast majority of people don’t think there is anything. A case in point that blew me away was the moon of Saturn, Iapetus.

Cue the Star Wars Emperial march!

So it turns out that whistleblower Arthur Neumann, former employee of the US National Security Agency, has visited an underground alien base on Mars. Here is a photograph!

Ok, that’s what I thought too. Looks like a bunch of cracked up sub surface rocks to me too. Maybe there are too many straight lines there. I’d have to do more digging around for higher resolution images of this to be sure it really is artificial. Well, apparently its a city, and not only that, its teeming with friendly gray Aliens ready to talk politics with dutiful NSA workers from sunny planet Earth.

Ditching vast piles of steaming skepticism for the moment, this is really amazing. Mr. Neumann (formerly known as Henry Deacon – a cunning alias to escape men in black retribution) tells us that “There is life on Mars. There are bases on Mars. I have been there.” See the European Exopolitics Congress in Barcelona. He further revealed in subsequent interviews by project Camelot, that he was involved in dialog between NSA bigwigs and sub-surface Martians. Apparently he was teleported there. I trust all his brain cells were intact on re materializing.

Another whistle blower, Andrew Basagio confirms this story independently. I could report this like a newspaper or you can read about it in the Examiner.

Well, teleportation technology is very much a possibility now with the discovery of wormholes. Micro-wormholes, under control of intense magnetic fields suck up your molecular structure and spit your bits out in a quantum-tied version of the same room, somewhere else in space. Hopefully in the correct order. of course Star Trek came up with the Heisenberg compensator to make a best guess as to how much momentum and at what speed and direction each molecule/atom/ quanta/whatever are traveling, so you don’t get all mangled up at the other end.

What I want to know is, when Newmann and Basagio are performing at the next Star trek convention? Do they still have those?

Kaplah!