The last few days have been awash with little people walking on the surface of Phobos! Now there is a moon with a  whole bunch of tracks, lines, geometry and artificial looking things, including what appears to be a small atmosphere, but I would never have thought in a million years that actual humanoids could be made out in NASA’s photos, walking around on the surface of this extraterrestrial outpost.

PHOBOS WITH AN ATMOSPHERE AND…

PHOBOS WITH TRACKS AND ANOMALIES

I can’t say for sure, but I have to go on the record as saying that my sense of Pareidolia is not well developed enough to make out little people here. I suppoooooose but seriously, lets apply entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem to this situation. Why should we, intelligent and imaginative people that we are, decide that the most fantastical possible reason for something is the actual reason?

It’s raining outside as I write this. The most fantastical possible reason for this liquid falling outside that I can think of right now is that it is millions of drooling Gray Aliens in cloaked vessels above me are dribbling out their windows. Everybody knows that alien spit is exactly the same temperature and consistency as what we call rain so its obvious isn’t it? Sorry, I am messing about!

Call me a polite skeptic of the people thing (not that there cant be, I just cant make them out in the images I’ve seen), that’s all, but just so you don’t get the wrong idea here, Phobos is actually covered with too many artificial anomalies to write it off as a good case study for  Occam’s razor. So from that perspective, maybe there are some little people walking around down there, waving at the satellite camera. Hey Hoagland; Buddy. Down here. Yeah that’s it. Yea that pixel next to the crater there. Yeah that’s me. dribble dribble. And just because it is unlikely, doesn’t mean it is impossible. Not the dribbling alien thing, that was silly…

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