Aliens have been making strange noises all over the planet

Two weeks before the huge Chile Earthquake of 2010, there were reports of mysterious sounds, “like thunder, but much louder and with no lightning or other signs of storms”.  There were also sightings of “a humanoid of over three meters tall” by passengers on a bus traveling to Iquique!

Of late, there have been a plethora of reports of strange noises like this from all over the globe and even UFOs filmed while the odd noises have been ‘performing’. Whether they are the precursor of earthquakes or not, they are extremely odd and have been associated with the UFO phenomenon! Of course, chronic hoaxing has also been associated with the UFO phenomenon… Here’s a comment from a video on the subject that I liked.

Using adobe Audition or some other program:

• Record an audio file of a cabinet being dragged across the garage floor.
• Transfer said audio file into Audition and edit the hell out of it(Reverb, Echo, Octave drops…)
• Record a video of the sky, trees or big buildings your cell phone.
• Merge the files together….post on YouTube so everyone can laugh.

Yes very funny.  One hoaxer who wants to get on the bandwagon for whatever reason won’t destroy for everyone the fact that the world is filled with genuine strange noises!… lol Seriously though, there is something more than mundane going on here.

Please tell me what you think in the comments section below.

BTW, anyone commenting with something like: “I loved this post, it was exactly what I was looking for” needs to put the word UFO’s are awesome” in the post to get past the spam filter. Just sayin’

Recently some scientists at the massive particle accelerator in Switzerland called CERN, discovered that the subatomic particle called the neutrino can travel faster than the speed of light, contradicting the famous theory of relativity. Subsequent experiments have called this into question (of course), and who knows; maybe the expectation of the scientists following up on the experiments collapsed the waveform into their expectations! You know how it works in quantum physics right? That’s not however what I’m talking about here though. I had to point out something so glaringly obvious as to be embarrassing to any naysayers of the ‘distance’ problem with visiting ETs. It is something that has been publicly available knowledge since Einstein came out with it (more or less) when he described his general theory of relativity in 1916. Have you heard of the ‘twins paradox’?

The Twins Paradox arises when one considers some of the more curious aspects of what happens to an object that is traveling close to the speed of light when the object is observed relative to an inertial ‘rest’ position. Time for the object slows down. This has been confirmed when observing particles with a constant radioactive decay in a particle accelerator. They decay at a rate that is predicted by the theory. The faster they go, the heavier they get and the slower their ‘internal clock’ is measured to go. They never get to the speed of light, they just get heavier. As more and more energy goes into making the particles speed up, less of that energy goes into speed and more of it goes into increasing the particle’s mass. As mass goes up, time for the object slows down in direct proportion and all of this is precisely predicted by the theory.

It also turns out that the effect of mass to influence the rate at which time passes is demonstrated by experiments into the rate at which clocks tick in satellites or in high mountain peaks. The further from the earth that a precise clock is from the earth’s gravitational field, the faster the clock ticks. (Vanishingly minute changes of course, measured by atomic clocks). Satellite clocks also lose accuracy very fast and need corrected due to their speed-induced accumulated time dilation. Time dilation due to general relativity causes their internal clocks to de-synchronize with those on earth in a precisely pre-calculated manner based on their distance from the earth (clocks speed up!) and their speed around the earth (clocks slow down with speed!).

So getting back to the twins paradox, as mentioned by the article I linked above, two twins called Biff and Cliff decide to split up on their twentieth birthday. Biff decides to get in his linear thruster spaceship and take off into outer space, traveling at nearly the speed of light (Millenium falcon style). He journeys around the cosmos at this speed for about 5 years, returning to the Earth when he is 25 years old.

“The military-industrial-extraterrestrial complex (MIEC) … currently controls most information concerning the extraterrestrial presence; and [also] dominates government institutions around the planet; financial interests; the mass media, and is responsible for systemic global problems.” — Clifford Stone

Eisenhower was right. The US Military Industrial Complex grew into exactly what he feared it would after he stepped down from the presidency of the United States in January 1961. An un-elected world power, which to be honest, is precisely what the intention has been for millenia, has indeed been catalyzed by the conversion of an agrarian and peaceful democratic republic into a military superpower. Remember this?

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Looking back, it is obvious that the arms industry pretty much dictates the foreign policy of the United States, and the whole UFO phenomena is mixed up in this foreign policy! Alien tech is seized, analyzed and replicated in the name of war!

Here’s what this chap Clifford Stone has to say. if you remember, he was one of the Disclosure Project whistle blowers back before the twin towers went down. I know that some people think he is just another one of those “Project Camelot” style attention seekers, but I’d like to hear some well reasoned argument about his authenticity or lack thereof. To be honest, what he is saying about the military scenario is bang on. You could happily ignore his claims to have been present on several downed ‘flying saucer’ cleanups while serving in the US military.

(Excuse the cheezy stuff at the start!)

UFO-DISCLOSURE: The Truth is Within

Lets make some Lumpy, pointy Star Wars-like UFOs with flashy zippy hovery shots from different angles and perspectives. We need the videos to be photo-realistic and unattached to any specific agenda except China’s because they are a hotspot for UFOs. We could appeal to the “ET chooses China” thing. No fanfares or hype though. Because we want to set the footage up as a Chinese set of sightings, we could put the videos up on Youku.com.

Make sure you read up a bit on what these things are meant to look like and spice it up a bit. No saucers on top of each other with a dome on top. That may be the historically reported design as disclosed by military whistle blowers, but we want these things to look somewhat familiar to the typical sci fi watcher, so no smooth curves. Too 60s. Give them some rivets and functional looking bits like in that TV show V.

Chinese UFOs again! These vids are pretty popular already, as you can tell from the news report here, and the skeptic in me dismisses them because these days, its actually easy to commission realistic visual effects if there is a viable business model around them.

Because videos become monetized once a threshold of viewers is reached, at least on Youtube, a hoax is no longer an ego stroking exercise. It is no longer merely a lonely group or individual desiring to make an impact on the world in the shadows while they have a secret laugh. Now, publicity translates to income directly, and that makes the whole legitimate study of UFOs all the more difficult these days.

What would the motivation of genuine ETs be for allowing their craft to go showing off in China in this specific manner? If ET wants to show off to the world, ET does so in front of mainstream news cameras all over the place. Live. Not in a few obscure, anonymous Chinese private films.

What I’d like to see are witnesses. Oh, right, they have been silenced already. How convenient. Having said that, I want to believe! Really, I do. I just think that ET would be smarter than to expose themselves in what are quite frankly, lumpy, clunky pieces of crap tin cans with bits and bulges. The only cool stuff is the dimensional phasing, which if real in this case was underwhelming in its utilization. What was that, about 10 metres?

Would the real ET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stand up for pity’s sake and deliver us from these fantasies so we can actually not waste our excitement on some short lived oriental 3D studio’s ego trip?

Mars is Tatooine. Jupiter is Bespin. The ancient Sumerian Tiamat is now the asteroid belt, because it is Alderon and Han Solo crashed his ship into the Swedish ocean a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. (Of course it fell though a wormhole in the Bermuda triangle from Andromeda to get here of course. And so did mars and the other planets.) Oh yes and the death star is currently orbiting Saturn, otherwise known as Iapetus. Which brings me neatly to the subject of this blog post! You see Iapetus was decommissioned when the empire realized there was no more profit to be made in Star Wars merchandise and in a fit of depression, Han Solo decided to end it all and crash his ship in Sweden, where the Nordic aliens come from. Sort of. A Swedish, seabed UFO! Kind of amazing and worth watching for follow ups to this story. (Ill be interested in seeing if this gets a ridiculous debunking treatment)

Ok I am mostly talking complete pish, but in this mishmash of concepts there is actually a few nuggets of truth! For example, did you know that a recent sonar of the seabed near Sweden has revealed something down there that bears a striking resemblance to said cool swashbuckling spice smuggler’s vessel? I’m serious!

Oh yes, and the whole planets and other features of things in our solar system in the Star Wars movies thing comes from the subconscious of George Lucas, who realized deep down that the events of Star Wars, or at least something like them, occurred in our own back yard a long time ago. The whole Galaxy far far away thing comes from the fact that it maybe sounds too much like the doctrines of a religion to make it so close to home. Placing the strange, nostalgia-inducing Star Wars movies in a galaxy far far away is more attractive to the types who would probably not watch it if it were made into a Battlestar Galactica style epic. Lucas was not about to start a religion like certain ologists that will not be mentioned who have ‘scient’ in their name (Or certain mons who have ‘mor’ in their religion’s name).

So, maybe here is another reason for the strangely open minded to believe in the cult of Star Wars being a recollection of our technologically sophisticated and space faring past! Well that’s what I think anyway. I am, after all, strange minded.

Oh yes, and if it is a stone henge thing, that’s also very cool because it means that there are actual mermaids. OK maybe not!…

In 1943 a famous and controversial pseudo military experiment in physics took place at the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard in Philadelphia and although this location has been indicated to be disinformation in subsequent years, the name of this most enigmatic of events has stuck; The Philadelphia Experiment. Irrespective of any truth as to location, attendees (Einstein, among other notables) and ship name (The USS Eldridge) the story of this event is a pivotal one with respect to UFOs as it deals with the subject of high voltage electricity and what could be called ‘hyper dimensional physics’.

Skipping over the details of ‘Unified Field Theory’, vortexes in the water, temporal distortions and witness testimonies involving boat occupants dieing by being merged with bulkheads, this one event shares a remarkable level of consistency with what has been observed in the UFO phenomenon – the seemingly impossible ability of these enigmatic objects to just pop out of existence in plain sight, just like the reports of the USS Eldridge. Furthermore, the alleged ability of certain diminutive, large headed, hypnotic grey creatures to move through walls does bear some sort of relation to the events of 1943, albeit with less terminal results.

And so to the subject of this post; “Hyperdimensional Orion grey ETs and Draco reptilian takeover of Earth”, a new report has emerged on agenda of certain ET neighbors, the Draconians and the Greys.   For those of you unfamiliar with these off world people and their megalomaniacal antics, Google is your friend, especially if you enjoy rolling your eyes.

Anyway, it turns out that a self proclaimed whistleblower of the New World Order agenda has come out to say that Prince William is in fact to be set up as the ‘King’ of the world, presided over in secret by two races of ETs named above!

I have to say, UFOs and ‘aliens’ do indeed seem to be ‘multi dimensional’ in nature and current physics is gravitating towards an understanding of reality as being multidimensional or at least composed of vibratory octaves of matter that is superimposed on our current visible world. Our ever evolving understanding of the nature of reality makes outlandish claims about disappearing boats and hyper dimensional beings manipulating world politics less unbelievable and in fact likely.

As I keep saying, its an ancient planet. We humans are infinitesimally young in comparison. If we can contemplate and even demonstrate anti gravity and theorize on the existence of higher dimensional realities, how much more so do you think an older race of sentient beings have mastered such things?

Aaaah the lime light! My adoring public! I thank you! I write this from my secluded compound in the chilly northern flat lands of your friendly orange neighbor, Mars.

It looks like my extraterrestrial efforts have not gone un-noticed! http://www.forensicscience.net/best-ufo-blogs

SO I have finally been discovered online and some bloke has gone and posted a video of Google Mars showing my 750 by 150 ft hideaway. That’s me waving right there at the bottom left.

In all seriousness though, Mr R Hoagland thinks this is a hoax or a compression anomaly at best. I just think he’s bitter that he never spotted this little ‘anomaly’ himself! (Or maybe he’s been paid off by the Majestic 12 group to debunk their Martian grow opp!)

I am sure you have wondered what these so called  ‘Chem trails’ are all about. Unfortunately the topic has been the subject of much derision; mostly from people expressing their incredulity as to how stupid people are for thinking that vapor trails from aircraft are part of some sort of conspiracy!

For the scoffers out there, the practice of spraying substances in our skies is official. It is called geo-engineering and the excuse is, it is going to help cool our planet down. Time for me to scoff!

Remember the video of UFOs moving in on lightning storms, taken from the space. For those who don’t know what I’m on about, here’s the link to the article in question.

What could they be interested in? They are not charging up.  (Zero point energy gives them as much energy as they want) They are not just hanging around watching the show for kicks either because they have a very logical reason for being there which I’ll explain in just a moment.

So; this geo-enginering practice of dumping a light weight metal like aluminum in the atmosphere does what exactly? Well it actually substantially increases the electrical conductivity of the atmosphere. This impacts how lightning behaves, among other things.  When earth becomes subject to the flares of the solar maximum in and around  2011 to 2012 this will cause the atmosphere to become much more electrically charged than usual. Huge amounts of ionizing radiation  will be channeled into the earth along with massive lightning storms. The hair on your neck will stand up with what follows. (That was a joke)

As you know, the earth is a giant, rapidly rotating magnet with a north and south pole.

Do you know what happens when an electric spark hits a magnet? It’s poles flip. North becomes south and south becomes north. Do you know what keeps topping up the angular momentum of our planet, against its rapid trajectory  through the friction of solar wind  and drag of lunar tide? Do you know why the spin has not slowed nor skipped a beat in thousands of years?  The answer lies within the dynamo of magnetic material flowing inside the planet acting as a self sustaining motor. Directional rotation is  related to which pole is north and which pole is south. If you flip those magnetic poles around, you effectively cause the planet to slow down and start rotating in the opposite direction. A flip of the magnetic poles means that you have a planet that is no longer stable in space due to gyroscopics and is in need of a new kick start! This means one or more dramatic global earth movements will occur during the peak of the solar maximum months, culminating in a massive geological pole shift of several degrees. Expect to get a bit wet.

The magnet within the planet is protected by a powerful shield of energy called the magnetosphere, which deflects solar radiation that is incident on the planet. Unfortunately, the artificial, conducting aluminium in our lower atmosphere  attracts and channels energy away from this magnetosphere, weakening our protection from the solar wind and moves the energy into lower layers of the atmosphere like the thunder cloud layers. Not only is the practice of lacing our skies with various materials like aluminium poisoning our air and soil, but it is weakening the protective layer in key points on the planet, where ‘chemtrail’ spraying is most prevalent, allowing the masterminds of this project to have some degree of control over the inevitable pole shift angle.

In order to provoke the magnetic poles of the earth to flip in some sort of a a predictable way, you need to precisely monitor and control the conductivity and electrical behavior of the effected atmospheric layers at key positions around the globe, just like our little UFOs were doing in that video.  Someone was effectively  ‘conducting’ experiments in that video. (That was another joke! You know. Conducting electricity. Getit? Ok. Hmmm)

Stan Fulham, a retired NORAD officer has been alerting anyone who would care to listen in the fringe nerdy topic of UFOs, that October 13th and 14th would be very important dates in Ufology. Apparently he was saying that there would be a mass UFO sighting over the planet’s principle cities.

Here’s what happened (as if you didn’t notice!):

• Mass sighting over New York
• Alleged disappearance of a village in the Qinlin mountains in China
• Mass sighting over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco
• Mass sightings in Malaysia
• Mass sightings in Ohio
• Mass sightings in Texas
• Sightings in Seattle
• Sightings in Orlando
• Sightings in Puerto Rico

Of course the news was all over the New York one. Here’s a vid.

So what’s next? Well apparently this has all got to do with a softly softly disclosure approach, culminating in a very public landing in the next few months.

From what I can tell, the recent global display is not a well orchestrated balloon party, but is more likely part of of something called “Project Blue Beam”, which has been connected with a very human technologically induced alien invasion scenario (!), designed to justify a strong political stance on the weaponization of space. The ruse is that the space brothers are oh so concerned about rising C02 levels. Ha! Plants love CO2. Not to go off on a tangent too much here, but water vapor is a more potent greenhouse gas than C02. I am not impressed. Why space needs to be weaponized? To keep the aliens out. Ironic really! Don’t you just love the New World Order. (Until you can actually touch a physical space craft, it might as well be a ‘hologram’))

Speaking of order, how would you like to order your own D.I.Y. air holographic projection plans from me? Drop me a line and I’ll see about  setting you up with your own fake UFO invasion kit!

Update on the CARET Program by Isaac, the name in which this person is going by for the release of this information.

Here Isaac addresses some of the criticism the original release has produced. Link

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