Aliens have been making strange noises all over the planet

Two weeks before the huge Chile Earthquake of 2010, there were reports of mysterious sounds, “like thunder, but much louder and with no lightning or other signs of storms”.  There were also sightings of “a humanoid of over three meters tall” by passengers on a bus traveling to Iquique!

Of late, there have been a plethora of reports of strange noises like this from all over the globe and even UFOs filmed while the odd noises have been ‘performing’. Whether they are the precursor of earthquakes or not, they are extremely odd and have been associated with the UFO phenomenon! Of course, chronic hoaxing has also been associated with the UFO phenomenon… Here’s a comment from a video on the subject that I liked.

Using adobe Audition or some other program:

• Record an audio file of a cabinet being dragged across the garage floor.
• Transfer said audio file into Audition and edit the hell out of it(Reverb, Echo, Octave drops…)
• Record a video of the sky, trees or big buildings your cell phone.
• Merge the files together….post on YouTube so everyone can laugh.

Yes very funny.  One hoaxer who wants to get on the bandwagon for whatever reason won’t destroy for everyone the fact that the world is filled with genuine strange noises!… lol Seriously though, there is something more than mundane going on here.

Please tell me what you think in the comments section below.

BTW, anyone commenting with something like: “I loved this post, it was exactly what I was looking for” needs to put the word UFO’s are awesome” in the post to get past the spam filter. Just sayin’

There’s an awesome set of documentaries on right now which I am sure you have heard about or watched already. Its the Ancient Aliens series. In a nutshell. we are not alone in the universe,  and this ancient planet has been visited in the past by ETs, the evidence for which is overwhelmingly huge.

It might be self evident that we are not alone in the universe and it may now be quite obvious to any rational person that extraterrestrial civilizations have visited our world in the past and even to this day, interacting to a greater or lesser extent with humans or even having created humans (!), however I would like to point something out here that may have escaped some people’s attention; the human race in its current form, Homo Sapiens, is meant to be about 200,000 years old! (Or 80 ,000 depending on what article you read)

OK, conflicting and revolutionary discoveries that overturn that statement aside, it still begs the question, why in the blazes are we meant to believe that we just discovered agriculture 10,000 years ago? Something doesn’t add up right? I mean, come on. Planting seeds and nurturing crops is NOT by any stretch rocket science (or quantum physics) that requires some amazing evolutionary leap,  so what changed?

Maybe we, the human race, have lost our history. Maybe, just maybe, our stupidly large and mostly wasted brains (or at least potential) did not just discover this most rudimentary of civilization builders. Maybe we were in fact subjected to civilization-resetting scenarios like, say, oh I don’t know, Atlantis sinking type events?

Don’t you think that shows like ancient aliens tend to undermine our own intelligence and ability to work out how to fly or measure accurately or grow crops? Ancient aliens? How about this; Ancient Humans! Our ancient past is littered with evidence of high technology. We automatically assume “oooh it must be aliens”. Ha! Ever watched Star Wars? “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away“? The current model of homo sapiens is depicted in that show to have co-established, with a myriad of other sentient beings in that particular galaxy, a sprawling type 3 civilization replete with super technological extravaganza. Bring this bold concept home to our world. Is it not possible that we are seriously undermining and short changing our own species’ history on this planet (among other possible historical abodes)? Are we not rolling over and saying, ETs are so much smarter and better than us? We couldn’t possibly have managed to build monuments on Mars or set up space stations in wide orbit of Saturn….

All I’m saying is this; the next time you watch the excellent ancient aliens series, consider this; maybe we are the aliens; or at least our ancestors were. And yes, they are showing up today. We call them UFOs. Heck, we have built our own modern versions too. The NAZIs did actually develop anti gravity technology and it was ported to the US after the war. Now there are fancy dancing lights over the Nevada desert and military whistle blowers. And we still say, oh it MUST be back engineered alien technology. Give your large brained freaky gray matter some credit human!

Make sure you read up a bit on what these things are meant to look like and spice it up a bit. No saucers on top of each other with a dome on top. That may be the historically reported design as disclosed by military whistle blowers, but we want these things to look somewhat familiar to the typical sci fi watcher, so no smooth curves. Too 60s. Give them some rivets and functional looking bits like in that TV show V.

Chinese UFOs again! These vids are pretty popular already, as you can tell from the news report here, and the skeptic in me dismisses them because these days, its actually easy to commission realistic visual effects if there is a viable business model around them.

Because videos become monetized once a threshold of viewers is reached, at least on Youtube, a hoax is no longer an ego stroking exercise. It is no longer merely a lonely group or individual desiring to make an impact on the world in the shadows while they have a secret laugh. Now, publicity translates to income directly, and that makes the whole legitimate study of UFOs all the more difficult these days.

What would the motivation of genuine ETs be for allowing their craft to go showing off in China in this specific manner? If ET wants to show off to the world, ET does so in front of mainstream news cameras all over the place. Live. Not in a few obscure, anonymous Chinese private films.

What I’d like to see are witnesses. Oh, right, they have been silenced already. How convenient. Having said that, I want to believe! Really, I do. I just think that ET would be smarter than to expose themselves in what are quite frankly, lumpy, clunky pieces of crap tin cans with bits and bulges. The only cool stuff is the dimensional phasing, which if real in this case was underwhelming in its utilization. What was that, about 10 metres?

Would the real ET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stand up for pity’s sake and deliver us from these fantasies so we can actually not waste our excitement on some short lived oriental 3D studio’s ego trip?

If you know anything about physics, you will know that meteorites are excruciatingly fast fallers. When bits of stuff come flaming and smoking out of the sky like bits of debris, that’s probably what they are; bits of debris, not lumps of rock that actually take a few seconds to fall from space to the ground. Unfortunately, attention has been drawn to this particular smoking UFO thingy by the insistence that it is actually a meteorite. Why not just say its a satellite? Because the panicking are usually stupid with covering up the truth.

I love the comment “Good luck finding it, its a pretty vast area”. You know, I really don’t think it will be difficult finding something with such a clear smoking trail and trajectory, like an arrow drawn to its target. Vast area or not the reason something this big and obvious wont be found has more to do with military crash retrieval protocols than desert size.

Look at Roswell for example. First it was a weather balloon. 6 decades later its Project Mogul, a top secret military exercise that occurred on completely different dates to the famous Roswell Crash of ’47. Like I say, whoever is calling this event a meteorite is probably covering up something and being stupid about it due to the sensitivity of the reality (as yet undetermined) because it is so clearly NOT a meteorite! So what is this thing?

Remember just recently on the front page of yahoo, a mach 20 military drone was reported to have crashed in the ocean? Now that is some seriously impressive characteristics right there; almost enough to justify trying to cover up the existence of such a thing. You don’t want our enemies knowing we have the capability to fly unmanned craft at mach 20 do we? Clearly the powers that be don’t care that anyone know about THAT. That’s why I would say that this is a bona fide ET spaceship or at the least an illegally back-engineered piece of kit from the deep black skunk works of the Groom Lake facility, or some other such tax stealing travesty.

Hands up who is seriously ticked off with this BS secrecy and coverup nonsense.

Ok I am mostly talking complete pish, but in this mishmash of concepts there is actually a few nuggets of truth! For example, did you know that a recent sonar of the seabed near Sweden has revealed something down there that bears a striking resemblance to said cool swashbuckling spice smuggler’s vessel? I’m serious!

Oh yes, and the whole planets and other features of things in our solar system in the Star Wars movies thing comes from the subconscious of George Lucas, who realized deep down that the events of Star Wars, or at least something like them, occurred in our own back yard a long time ago. The whole Galaxy far far away thing comes from the fact that it maybe sounds too much like the doctrines of a religion to make it so close to home. Placing the strange, nostalgia-inducing Star Wars movies in a galaxy far far away is more attractive to the types who would probably not watch it if it were made into a Battlestar Galactica style epic. Lucas was not about to start a religion like certain ologists that will not be mentioned who have ‘scient’ in their name (Or certain mons who have ‘mor’ in their religion’s name).

So, maybe here is another reason for the strangely open minded to believe in the cult of Star Wars being a recollection of our technologically sophisticated and space faring past! Well that’s what I think anyway. I am, after all, strange minded.

Oh yes, and if it is a stone henge thing, that’s also very cool because it means that there are actual mermaids. OK maybe not!…

Satelites are cool. Mach 14 secret spacecraft are cooler! Real aliens spaceships are an order of magnitude cooler yet, but there’s no way of knowing what these things actually are without getting their attention somehow…!

I wonder what would happen if you buzzed them with a hand held laser pen. They might stop instantly and freak you right out!

Watch the dramatic G forces at 10:50 for a small example. Down at the Groom Lake facility, you can still see some impossible maneuvers going on over the mountains. There’s some crazy vehicle technology up there that you can verify exists for yourself! :-O

Have a hunt for night vision goggles or laser pointers here! Happy UFO spotting!

OK I suppose I have to add my two bits to the whole ‘viral’ London UFO thingy.
So what people have been watching are 3 videos of some dots and a big oval flying above the capital city of merry England. I really do not want to rehash the debunking of this material myself except to perhaps just try to summarize the best skeptical points:

• Its as convincing as the Jerusalem UFO… (Ok I haven’t talked about that one so maybe I will just link you to the commentary)
• Dots and ovals have no detail and are so easy to fake. As such you would expect the camera shake to be synchronized to the UFOs themselves but they don’t.Bad job.The UFO “jiggles” differently than the clouds next to it. A poor effort in matching camera shake to the distant background elements I’m afraid, which is why I think that at least one out of these three is the real deal. The fakes are so blimmen obvious!. http://youtu.be/-T6L-QSjFjY
• At the beginning, the cameraman is nonchalant about the alleged sighting, seeming to care more about peoples’ reactions. As Benjamin Radford, deputy editor of Skeptical Enquirer said recently:”The cameraman is apparently randomly videotaping a mundane sidewalk, and then moves quickly to a street corner, where he takes careful note of the reactions from passer-by…
  “This is highly suspicious behavior for someone who truly believes that there are alien spacecraft in the skies above that could reappear at any moment.”

I have my favorite though, and this one would be my contender for the ‘real’ footage in the mix, if indeed any of this represents ‘reality’!

You know the score; the real will be mixed with the obviously fake in order to discredit it. Who would want to discredit a real UFO video? Don’t you know that there is a UFO coverup? The ‘government’ STILL does not want you to know the truth! Why? What an excellent question!

In 1943 a famous and controversial pseudo military experiment in physics took place at the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard in Philadelphia and although this location has been indicated to be disinformation in subsequent years, the name of this most enigmatic of events has stuck; The Philadelphia Experiment. Irrespective of any truth as to location, attendees (Einstein, among other notables) and ship name (The USS Eldridge) the story of this event is a pivotal one with respect to UFOs as it deals with the subject of high voltage electricity and what could be called ‘hyper dimensional physics’.

Skipping over the details of ‘Unified Field Theory’, vortexes in the water, temporal distortions and witness testimonies involving boat occupants dieing by being merged with bulkheads, this one event shares a remarkable level of consistency with what has been observed in the UFO phenomenon – the seemingly impossible ability of these enigmatic objects to just pop out of existence in plain sight, just like the reports of the USS Eldridge. Furthermore, the alleged ability of certain diminutive, large headed, hypnotic grey creatures to move through walls does bear some sort of relation to the events of 1943, albeit with less terminal results.

And so to the subject of this post; “Hyperdimensional Orion grey ETs and Draco reptilian takeover of Earth”, a new report has emerged on agenda of certain ET neighbors, the Draconians and the Greys.   For those of you unfamiliar with these off world people and their megalomaniacal antics, Google is your friend, especially if you enjoy rolling your eyes.

Anyway, it turns out that a self proclaimed whistleblower of the New World Order agenda has come out to say that Prince William is in fact to be set up as the ‘King’ of the world, presided over in secret by two races of ETs named above!

I have to say, UFOs and ‘aliens’ do indeed seem to be ‘multi dimensional’ in nature and current physics is gravitating towards an understanding of reality as being multidimensional or at least composed of vibratory octaves of matter that is superimposed on our current visible world. Our ever evolving understanding of the nature of reality makes outlandish claims about disappearing boats and hyper dimensional beings manipulating world politics less unbelievable and in fact likely.

As I keep saying, its an ancient planet. We humans are infinitesimally young in comparison. If we can contemplate and even demonstrate anti gravity and theorize on the existence of higher dimensional realities, how much more so do you think an older race of sentient beings have mastered such things?

Now I know that the idea that the Earth is hollow seems almost as silly and unscientific as the ‘flat earth’ theory, however as long as there have been people sitting around a campfire telling stories, there have been tales of a mysterious inner world.

So back to our subject; if you Google the subject as I have done with the phrase “Where is Doctor brooks Agnew?”, no doubt you will end up watching some old videos or reading content that leads up to the point of departure on this Journey to the Center of the Earth! I would like to know whether he and his team are:

• Currently eating massive, juicy grapes in Aghartha
• Laughing at his following in a jacuzzi somewhere in the Bahamas
• Frozen somewhere in the arctic with a plaque over their icy graves that says “here lies some silly buggers who thought the earth was hollow!”

Regarding the science of the thing though, I really do think that the concept of a giant fission reaction inner sun that is magnetically suspended between the two sides of the planet interior has some merit! What do you think?

I like how the typical ‘Gray alien’ is depicted with what appear to be actual irises. In every single depiction of these alleged aliens, they all have impossibly big, black orbits with no whites. This particular image not only has a badly written message that when translated into computer ASCII reads like an oriental’s transliteration into English, but the actual entity has a realistic biological feature! If something is too polished and traditional, it calls it into question. With this though, it actually makes me think there’s something to it because its so.. well, primitive.

On a side note, give us a warp drive and an unlimited budget and we could stand eye to eye with one of these little space people intellectually. We would also do a much better job of writing a message to them on their farmyard property! (Don’t you think its a bit odd that ET writes their cryptograms anywhere they want as long as its mostly farms in England?!) Bear in mind that complex ‘crop circles’ appear on thin ice as well….