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1. David von Neumann says:

   December 17, 2011 at 12:32 pm

   Hi,

   I was doing some UFO research last night, I came to some conclusions, then found your funny Santa UFO comic crash picture, and am asking you formally if it is yours and if I may use it in my book coming out sometime Hanusary or February.

   Here is the story I wrote that goes with your picture well:

   ALIEN DISCLOSURE

   As research into the Lid of Palenque (the cover-plate to Lord Pakal’s tomb) has lead anthropologists to believe that it is a depiction of an ancient astronaut, going even further in their investigations these anthropologists have now concluded at the end of their yearly summit meeting in Oslo, that the picture everyone has of Santa Claus and his sleigh depicts the very same thing as the cover-plate to the tomb of the Mayan King: alien astronauts, alien infiltration, as bad and as subtle as a Trojan Horse, and people here on Earth have been duped, brainwashed, programmed, and controlled through this space-time vortex and portal for a long time, and something must now be done about it to avoid dire consequences.
   “This just could be the number one cause of all viruses on Earth” commented senior reporter John Crusoe of the Times.
   “Alien bacteria” said Doctor Longene of the Institute for Immunology in Key Biscayne, Florida, “must be forbidden by law in all forms for the safety of the human species, and we at the Institute are doing everything we can to have Christmas eradicated and eliminated from the agenda this year and for all time’s sake, to protect people from and against infection.”
   “The battle against SPAM can be won and be our true reward this Christmas” said housewife Mary Stuyvesant of Ohio, “and I for one will be not accepting any of the ‘presents’ ha – ha, Santa is offering.”
   “I know his type all too well . . .”
   “I learned my lesson the hard way” said Hue Stuyvesant, single father of 5 from Ohio, “one year when I was all dressed up as Santa Claus giving my children presents, the red pyramid shaped hat with the white capstone on top of it started spiraling down, grabbing and clamping my head into some weird type of alien head-lock forcing me to give my children the presents that they wanted.”
   From the White House: came the final dictum of the President, passed and signed by Congress earlier in the day, urging all to forego Christmas this year and to undertake austerities at this time, in hopes of a Spam Free world in the future.
   “This is serious” said retired astronaut Kevin Bean, “NASA is now urging all those who do receive presents, to bring them down immediately to their local quarantine centers for scanning.”
   “Radioactivity and other particles of alien nature have been found in what many have in ignorance and for many years now called: ‘children’s toys’.”
   “Besides”, he concluded.
   “We wanted to discover them.”
   “We didn’t want them to discover us!”
   “This proves only one thing” said head theologian Thomas del Santo, “HE’s having a far better time than we were all lead to believe.”

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